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What's a zoo vet's biggest problem?

What animal is always ready to protect people?

Why do track athletes never give up on anything?

What kind of bird makes the most important rules?

What is the best holiday breakfast food?

Why couldn't the sailors play cards?

Did you hear about the one with the skunk on a camping trip?

What did one pepper say when the other pepper asked her out?

What's it called when the Queen gets embarrassed?

Where do old bowling balls end up?

What is the best book to read in autumn?

Why are sheep such great pranksters?

What do you call a horse that plays the violin?

What's the friendliest pen?