Which forest animal loves to eat Lay's®?
A chipmunk.
What's a sheep's preferred type of clothing?
Did you hear about the two horses that fell in love?
Why should you not pamper a cow?
Where did the broccoli go to have a few drinks?
Why did the scientist hang the periodic table posters?
Why did the peach buy deodorant?
What did you learn in school today, son?
Where do dads store their dad jokes?
Why is it safe to tell a mummy your secret?
Why did I name my printer Bob Marley?
What did the pen say to the pencil?
What classic novel does everyone read in woodshop class?
What does the horse say when a human greets him by saying hey?
Why don't math teachers like conspiracy theories?
What is Jesus's favorite Beatles song?
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