What do you get if cross two young dogs with a pair of headphones?

What do elderly dogs use to get around?

What did the dog name his new photocopy shop?

Where do ships always get stuck?

What's a musician's favorite part of a chicken?

Who is a fruit's favorite celebrity?

Where do books love to go on vacation?

How do you know if a chicken egg will be a dad one day?

Knock knock. Who's there? Euripides. Euripides who?

What do you call a spring bee that can't make up its mind?

Why do boneless wings scare so easily?

Why did the gardener have a hard time asking for a raise?

Why do owls make lousy reporters?

What do you call a cow in a tornado?

What money do cats use to go shopping?