Why did the sheep run across the busy highway?

What kind of animal is great at fixing flat tires?

I rode my horse to town on Friday. The next day I rode back on Friday. How?

Nurse, how is that little girl doing who swallowed ten quarters last night?

What's a feline's favorite class in school?

What did the skeleton order at the bar?

Why did the park ranger quit his job?

How do you know if a chicken egg will be a dad one day?

Why did the vampires cancel their baseball game?

What's the best method for making an apple turnover?

What cookies are best enjoyed outside?

What is a sea monster's favorite meal?

What did the baby chick say when he saw his mother sitting on an orange?

Why couldn't the knife make any sports teams?

Why does Santa Claus go down the chimney on Christmas Eve?