What does the cow say when her kid closes the barn door?

Why did the cow go to outer space?

What kind of horse can swim underwater without coming up for air?

What's a steak's favorite shoe?

Why was the turkey taken out of the football game?

Why couldn't a guy with glasses feel the force?

Why are grandkids so great?

What did the obituary say for the pot of boiling water?

What kind of clothes does a house wear?

Why couldn't the knife make any sports teams?

Where do cows go on vacation?

Where do math teachers like to go on vacation?

What type of music do frogs listen to?

Why do boneless wings scare so easily?

What do you call a kangaroo's lazy joey?