Why did the person sit on the clock?

What kind of tree can you hold in one hand?

How are you liking that anti-gravity book?

What do you say when it's raining chickens and ducks in the spring?

What do dog dads play with their puppies in the backyard?

What kind of gift do you get for the World's Best Dentist?

Did you hear about the dogs that just started dating?

Why were the dog and the cow such good friends?

What's a rabbit's favorite way to travel?

Who is every soccer player's least favorite band?

How did Benjamin Franklin feel when he discovered electricity?

Why do grandparents smile all the time?

Why was the mime upset?

What is a witch's favorite subject in school?

What do you call a mountain biker if his bicycle breaks?