What did the obituary say for the pot of boiling water?
You will be mist.
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What kind of car does Mickey Mouse's wife drive?
What is the coolest country?
How do you keep your husband from reading your e-mail?
What do you get when you cross a teacher and a vampire?
What do you call it when someone falls on the way to their car?
How do eggs end a TV show?
Why don't koalas categorize as bears?
What bird shouldn't drink coffee?
What do you call a tired tree?
Why did the chemist read the book on helium so fast?
What book do people who can't sing use during church service?
What do you call an artistic dog?
What did the teacher say about the pizza student?
What sound does a witch's car make?
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