What did the obituary say for the pot of boiling water?
You will be mist.
Why does chewing gum never go bad?
What do you get if you cross a hen with a dog?
Why did the cell phone lose his job?
What kind of gift do you get for the World's Best Dentist?
What style of music weighs the most?
How do musicians show off on St. Patrick's Day?
Which animal is the best at trying new things?
Why are groundhogs so grouchy?
What does the lion say to his friends before they go out hunting for food?
What kinds of cats do kids love to play with?
What type of animal does well in the cold?
What do you say when you see someone after midnight on New Year's Day?
When do ghosts love to go camping?
What did the calf's mom tell him when he was frowning too much?
Why did the astronaut couple break up?
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