What did the obituary say for the pot of boiling water?
You will be mist.
Why did the computer run out of money?
What do you put your drinks on in amusement parks?
The ocean is a real trendsetter.
What nationality is Santa Claus?
Why did the kid try to use a candy bar to write on the sidewalk?
What part of a football field is never the same?
What do you call a cheese that's feeling low?
What animal knows kung fu?
How do elephants talk to each other from long distances?
Why did the coach go to the bank?
Why are the brother and sister always cold?
Why couldn't a guy with glasses feel the force?
What do you call a Zen egg?
What do you call a puppy with a fever?
What animal keeps up with all the trends?
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