Why do vampires always look sick?

What is a pig's favorite ballet?

What's a gastrologist's favorite punctuation mark?

Why did the cat start laughing?

Why was the spider so smart?

What musical instrument is the best typist?

What did the bee say to the flower?

What do you call octopus twins?

What do you call an exploding monkey?

Why was the cow unable to run the race?

What did the family of cattle rent to drive across the country?

Why are stones so good at music?

What do you call a group of people pretending to be related?

How did the farmer fix his torn overalls?

What do you get if you cross a duck with a firework?