What do you call the sound made by a new lottery winner?

What did the lovesick bull say to the cow?

When you die, what part of the body dies last?

Why are lawyers so fast at writing?

What happened to the scientist that really loved potassium?

Have you heard the one about the bad pole-vaulter?

Did you hear about the two horses that fell in love?

Why did the tadpole feel lonely?

What's the worst kind of bread for sandwiches?

How do you make a bear really angry?

What's a pig's favorite way to get to work?

Why couldn't the zombie get a promotion?

What is it called when a teacher breaks a bone in July?

What kind of tights are impossible to wear?

What do you call the wife of a hippie?