Where do sheep get their hair cut?

What kind of tree can you hold in one hand?

What did the worm say to the other when he was home late?

What's a pig's favorite way to get to work?

What did the baby light bulb say to the mommy light bulb?

Who do puppies wait for on Christmas Eve?

Why are sheep always so warm in winter?

What do you get when you cross a dog and a calculator?

Why did the vegetable call the plumber?

What do you call an argument where two cats are too proud to concede?

How did the tree feel in spring?

Where do lawyers go for summer vacation?

What does the milky way call its ex-girlfriend?

My brother is my partner in crime.

Why did the cloud date the fog?