What did the obituary say for the pot of boiling water?
You will be mist.
Where do books love to go on vacation?
What do you call an ant who fights crime?
A book just fell on my head.
What did the coach say to the broken vending machine?
What class do kids love to pass gas in?
Where are average things manufactured?
Why did the peach come home from work early?
What is the best thing to say to inspire a bird?
Where did the broccoli go to have a few drinks?
Why do honey bee children always follow instructions?
What did the golfer dad want for Father's Day?
What do geometry teachers eat for dinner?
What do goats and moms have in common?
What vegetables make the best music?
What's Cinderella's favorite drink at Starbucks®?
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