What did the obituary say for the pot of boiling water?
You will be mist.
What did one bunny say about the other bunny's new updo?
What kind of things does a farmer talk about when he is milking cows?
What has 12 legs, six eyes, three tails and can't see?
How do musicians show off on St. Patrick's Day?
What was the slogan for Santa's Elves' new business?
Which singer could always break a five?
Why did the dog lay down after playing fetch?
What types of dogs do fortune tellers always choose?
Which animal loves to scare trick-or-treaters?
What kind of haircuts do bees get?
What snacks always have the best tan?
Why can't Dalmatians play hide and seek?
What do you call a fly without wings?
What's a cat's favorite color?
Who is a fruit's favorite celebrity?
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