What's a boxer's favorite drink?

How much did the pirate pay for corn at the farmer's market?

What do snowmen eat for breakfast?

What's a storm cloud's favorite Garth Brooks song?

Which animal dresses like a lumberjack?

What happened to the scientist that really loved potassium?

Why are verbs more high-strung than nouns?

Why don't you see dinosaurs at Easter?

What did the farmer give his wife for Valentine's Day?

Why did the kid try to use a candy bar to write on the sidewalk?

What pop singer also makes a great weapon?

Why do cows make great bakers?

What do you call a pig lumberjack?

What is the quickest button on a radio?

How do you get a country girl to like you?