Why did the vegetable call the plumber?

What are baby potatoes called?

What's a priest's favorite food?

When building a house, what tool do dinos use the most?

What do you call a pig that's out in the sun for too long?

Why did the car need to take an afternoon nap?

How did the vampire start his letter?

How do you know if a joke is considered a dad joke?

Why did the elf push his bed into the fireplace?

What do you call a nutty dog in Australia?

What did the tree say when autumn came around?

Why are bakers also often hippies?

How do you get straight A's?

Which wizard is often mistaken for an animal?

What's a ghost's favorite work schedule?