What snacks always have the best tan?
SunChips®.
What's a vegetable's favorite game to play?
What's a soda's favorite show at Disneyland®?
Which candy bar can't stop laughing?
What happened when 500 hares got loose on Main Street?
Why did the boy go back to school with his pants tucked into his socks?
Where do cows go on a worldly vacation?
What is a plane full of male cows called?
Why were the flies playing football in a saucer?
I used to be addicted to not showering.
What animal loves Indian food?
What's a feline's favorite class in school?
Why do cats always get what they want?
What kind of music do killer whales listen to?
What do you call a dog that's blasting out music at the bottom of the ocean?
Why was the cow afraid?
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