Why did the skeleton attend the backyard barbecue?

What is the loneliest cheese?

What did the cupcakes say to the icing?

How many ants are needed to fill an apartment?

What animal keeps up with all the trends?

Why does Mrs. Claus love Christmas Eve?

Why did the boxer take so many naps?

Did you hear about the power outlet who got into a fight with a power cord?

What did the Australian chess player say to his waiter when he was done eating?

What's a dog's favorite tooth?

What happens when a realtor commits a crime?

Why does someone who runs marathons make a good student?

What's a bee's favorite cereal?

What did one tectonic plate say when he bumped into the other?

Why did the sheep run across the busy highway?