Where do vampires keep their money?

Why do nails need so much pain relief?

What did one pepper say when the other pepper asked her out?

What type of school do kids beg to go to during the summertime?

To whoever stole my copy of Microsoft Office, I will find you.

What's the most popular dish at church brunch?

Why did the lamb's mom have to lock her door at night?

What is the definition of Robin?

What kind of cat has to crawl everywhere he goes?

Everyone says that mushroom is such a fungi, so why didn't they have the party at his house?

What do you say to a rabbit on its birthday?

How do brand new spring flowers greet each other?

Why don't the McDonald's® arches like the Arc de Triomphe?

Which family member is always relieved?

How much money does a skunk have?