Wanna hear my favorite potassium joke?

What is the difference between a fly and a bird?

What falls at the North Pole and never gets hurt?

Why do cosmeticians never fight?

Why do managers bring suitcases along to away games?

What kind of bird works at a construction site?

Which animal can never take a long bubble bath?

Why did the cat sleep with a fan on?

Who is the holiest cat in all of England?

What do you call a hike across the universe?

What do ghosts eat on Halloween?

Where does a pianist go on vacation?

What do you call lending money to a bison?

What's a cat's favorite song?

Why did the cats ask for a drum set?