Where do shellfish go to borrow money?

When should you start writing a book?

What car picked Mickey and Minnie up for their movie premiere?

Why do we have to keep telling grandma to wear her hearing aid?

What's the difference between weather and climate?

What did the iceberg say to its dad?

What kind of music do killer whales listen to?

What did the French chef say when he made a mistake?

Why was the cow unable to run the race?

Why did the tree go to the dentist?

What did the ghost eat at his birthday party?

Why did the baseball player go to jail?

What's every parent's favorite Christmas carol?

Where did the hockey player get all his money?

What's a worm's favorite holiday?