I broke my finger!

I stayed up all night to see where the sun went.

Why are scissors so forgiving?

Why are ghosts always single?

Why didn't the cook season the Thanksgiving turkey?

What are rental cars called in Spain?

What kind of ant is good at math?

Why do we never tell jokes about pizza?

Why did the tortilla chip start dancing?

What did the bird's mom say when he talked just like his dad?

Why shouldn't you trust atoms?

Why did the leprechaun wear a bracelet made of cereal?

Where do hands go on vacation?

What's another name for a grandfather clock?

What do you call a person who is happy on Mondays?