Why did the train always get heated in an argument?

A sheep walks into a car dealership. What type of car does it ask to test drive?

Why did the car need to take an afternoon nap?

Who helps the little pumpkins cross the road to school?

Why is Dad hugging the barbecue?

What do you call fowl that fly into windows?

Why did Justin Turner sign up for the marathon near where he grew up?

Did you hear the joke about the football game with the 0-0 score?

What do you call it when someone falls on the way to their car?

Why do potted plants shower so much in April?

What does Catwoman always carry with her?

Which big cat never tells the truth?

Why did the leprechaun walk out of the house?

What do you call a fish wearing a bowtie?

What do you call a happy Lassie?