Where do oceans always buy their cars?

What are the smartest highways in the world?

Bears love exotic cars.

What do you call a K9 who gets lost on Halloween?

What did the momma pig say when her piglet had nightmares?

Why is money so stubborn?

Where do crackers stay when they're on vacation?

What happened when the quarterback told a joke to his receivers?

Did you hear about the two basketball players that started dating?

Why did the heels and the boots get along?

What's a fork's favorite holiday?

Why do owls make lousy reporters?

What's a steak's favorite shoe?

What kind of store would a dog own?

My mom asked me to hand out invites for my brother's surprise party.