Which part of a car is always the warmest?

How do automobiles fly?

Why did the car need to take an afternoon nap?

What do you get when you cross a teacher and a vampire?

What has a lot of ears but can't hear a word you say?

What's a lawyer's favorite food?

Why did the footballer hold his boot to his ear?

What math figure is also in the band?

What did the biologist wear on his big date?

What do Nestlé® chocolate chip cookies drive on?

What do construction workers do at Labor Day parties?

Why are monkeys lousy workers?

What did the stamp say to the envelope on Valentine's Day?

What did the grandpa corn say to his grandson?

Why did the chicken walk across the street?