What do you give a pony with a cold?

When do you know that the moon has had enough to eat?

Did you hear about the power outlet who got into a fight with a power cord?

What happened when Ben Franklin told a joke to the Liberty Bell?

What did the mommy spider say to her baby?

Why was everyone scared of the frozen peas?

What's the best type of movie about waterfowl?

What do you call a monkey who's a whiz at technology?

What do you call a fish wearing a tux?

What did the two corncobs say to each other on January 1st?

What do you call it when a cat is not environmentally friendly?

What makes music in your hair?

Why did the tennis player win her trial?

Did you hear that one of Santa's reindeer now works for Proctor & Gamble?

What's a Christian's favorite sport?