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What do you call it when the maternity ward is low-staffed?

What's a henway?

What's a dog's favorite book?

What did the cheddar cheese say to its dad?

Did you hear the joke about the pop fly?

What do you call a wolf that uses bad words?

What do you call a cat that's in trouble with the police?

What animals make the best students?

Why didn't the dog want to play football?

Why are fish such good architects?

What do lions eat on their cheat day?

What did the dentist say to the tooth when he had to leave the room?

Why did the sausage quit playing baseball?

What did the sun use for its sewing class?