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Did you know that felines don't bite?

What do you call an ant who lives with your great uncle?

What is a ghost's favorite dessert?

Why couldn't the sesame seed leave the casino?

What has a lot more letters than the alphabet?

What car picked Mickey and Minnie up for their movie premiere?

Did you hear about the country giving free bread to its citizens?

Why are verbs more high-strung than nouns?

What's a baby vehicle's favorite book?

What do you call it when the ocean is calm around Christmastime?

Why are ghosts such bad liars?

What happened when the guy walked into the bar?

Why are surfers so good at conflict resolution?

Why are hairdressers great at basketball?