Why did the snake cross the road?

What do you call a poodle that's always wet?

What do you get if you cross a woodpecker with a carrier pigeon?

What did the lawyer name his daughter?

What port do you have to use to travel but can't dock a boat in?

What do farmers do on February 14th?

Where do pigs love to take naps?

Why can't anyone find Jesus's grave?

What do snowmen wear on their heads?

Who is every pig's least favorite actor?

What kind of music do killer whales listen to?

Why is spring the oddest season?

Where do cows go on a worldly vacation?

What do a tick and the Louvre have in common?

What candy is always getting in fights with each other?