What's a pumpkin's favorite game?
Squash.
Which baseball player do fish root for?
What's a frog's favorite sport?
Where do football directors go when they are fed up?
What did the rug say to the floor?
What do you get if you cross a steer with a tadpole?
What did the two grasslands become when their parents got married?
What TV show is most popular at bars?
What should you do if someone parks their car on your lawn?
Which vehicle did the best on its SATs?
Why were dancers in the '70s always sick?
Why don't math teachers like conspiracy theories?
Why did the dog put on a business suit?
What does it mean when you find a single horseshoe lying on the ground?
What happened when the peanut walked into a bar?
What do you call a bear after it has eaten too much?
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