What is a competitive athlete's favorite season?

What game does chlorine never lose?

What do you call oxygen and carbon dioxide playing basketball together?

Why did the puppy siblings hang out in the trash can?

What do you call a bakery hardware store?

Why couldn't the sailors play cards?

Who is every pig's least favorite actor?

Why are the Middle Ages sometimes called the Dark Ages?

Who is the nicest celebrity around?

If you're Catholic, where do you go on December 25th?

Why are goats so funny?

What kind of cheese has the most life experience?

Which former US President gets most confused for money?

Which bear always goes to timeout for being condescending to other bears?

What is a book's preferred method of communication?