Why doesn't anybody like noisy tennis players?

How do you warn a hockey player that he's about to be in trouble?

How long did the baseball player stay at the library?

Where do fruit travel to on vacation?

Why do cats love to work?

What part of a fish weighs the most?

What do you call an 80-year-old cheerleader?

Why did Dr. Frankenstein invite his monster over for dinner?

Where do they produce Christian films?

Why do trees try new things so often?

What do you get when you cross a plane with a magician?

Where do bees go on their vacation?

Why did the mare gain weight?

What was Cleopatra's favorite day of the year?

How did the baby tell her mom that she had a wet diaper?