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Why does someone who runs marathons make a good student?

Why shouldn't you go to a baseball game on bat day?

Did you hear about the claustrophobic astronaut?

Which animal makes for a bad Christmas dinner?

What do you call a fancy dance for cats?

Who is a dessert's favorite actor?

What's a mermaid's favorite TV show?

How do billboards talk?

Where do dogs go when they need emergency medical care?

Why couldn't the senior feline see anymore?

What is the color of the wind?

Why did the dinosaur go to the doctor?

What happened when the frog joined the cricket team?

What does the librarian say when she has to leave?