Why did the cow cross the road?

What bird is always sad?

What is a spider's favorite book?

What do you call it when CO2 goes out to dinner?

What did one flame say to the other on Valentine's Day?

Why does everyone prefer to be around electric cars?

What do you call a stationary flamingo?

What did one popsicle say to the other popsicle?

What sits at the bottom of the ocean and shakes?

What did the skeleton order at the bar?

What did the NSA employee say when her friend tried to tell her a new joke?

What song does Tarzan™ sing at Christmas?

What's the most magical part of a turkey?

Why did the winter storm need cataract surgery?

What do you call the sound made by a new lottery winner?