What did the bird ask its friend when it was worried about aging?

Why was the snake coughing so much?

Why didn't the two worms get on Noah's Ark in an apple?

Where do hands go on vacation?

What did the windmill say when it was asked what type of music was its favorite?

What is a golfer's worst nightmare?

Why is grass so dangerous?

My friend told me I had to stop acting like a flamingo.

What do sheep say when they're in love?

What kind of egg did the evil chicken lay?

What is a cat's favorite math problem?

Why was the robot couple's anniversary in the fall?

What should you do if you're on a road trip and you see a fork in the road?

What does the librarian say when she has to leave?

What did the drummer name his twin daughters?