What do you give an angry rhino?
Anything it wants.
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Which fish is the best at making glass art?
Why did the drummer keep banging her head against the drums?
What kind of flour should you use to bake Easter goodies?
Why are trees so carefree this time of year?
What do you call a baby dinosaur?
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Why couldn't the sailors play cards?
What school supply is the queen of the classroom?
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What's a pirate's favorite subject in school?
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