What do you get if you feed gunpowder to a chicken?
An egg-splosion.
How did the Vikings send secret messages?
What do trees keep as a pet?
My friend told me I had to stop acting like a flamingo.
What do dog dads play with their puppies in the backyard?
What has a lot more letters than the alphabet?
How do dog moms tell stories to their kids?
Why can't Dalmatians play hide and seek?
What do felines love to plant in a garden?
Why do owls make lousy reporters?
Why do bagpipe players walk when they play?
How much does Santa pay to park his sleigh?
Why shouldn't you watch TV with a pig?
What's the difference between people and chickens?
Why should you be careful playing against a team of big cats?
Why are monkeys lousy workers?
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