What do you get if you feed gunpowder to a chicken?
An egg-splosion.
What do you call two monkeys sharing an Amazon account?
What kind of water does an angel like?
Did you hear about the power outlet who got into a fight with a power cord?
Knock knock. Who's there? Spell. Spell who?
What does one Valentine's Day card say to another that is physically fit?
Who is a bread-maker's favorite singer?
What is a pony's favorite condiment?
What did the pear say to the celery stick?
What's a pretzel's favorite dance?
What is a geography teacher's favorite Christmas decoration?
Where do logs like to go on hikes?
What do you call a musical about a boy who loses his shoe?
What do you call a deer with no eyes?
What do you call a deer that can use both hands?
What constantly moves forward but never learns anything?
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