What do you get if you feed gunpowder to a chicken?
An egg-splosion.
What do dogs order at coffee shops?
Why do churches struggle with counting money?
What's a henway?
What isn't lazy on the Fourth of July?
What type of music do frogs listen to?
What did the woman say when Barbie⢠picked up her kids from school?
What did the Alaskan say when his TV stopped working?
We tried to teach our cows how to be actors.
What do you call a cow that can't moo?
How can you make 7 even?
Why did the photographer attract so many mice?
Why did the lawn mower get kicked off the team?
What did the squirrel bring to the Thanksgiving potluck?
What does the Easter Bunny call the act of leaving his eggs all over?
Why was the archaeologist out of a job?
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