Why is it a bad idea to get married by the Pacific Ocean?

What do you call a pig thief?

What's the coldest vegetable?

What is the best Christmas present ever?

What's a cucumber's favorite sport?

What did the biologist wear on his big date?

Why do bears hibernate in the winter?

What kind of birds do you usually find locked up?

Why does the orange always lose in races?

Why can't basketball players go on vacation?

When should a mouse carry an umbrella?

Why hasn't the North Pole ever won a war?

Why is corn so popular on Thanksgiving?

How do you get out of an elephant's stomach?

My New Year's resolution is to stop procrastinating.