What should a lawyer always wear to court?

Why did the hippie's microwave stop working?

What's an ice pop's favorite Disney® movie?

Who is a fruit's favorite celebrity?

What did one flame say to the other on Valentine's Day?

What snacks always have the best tan?

I rode my horse to town on Friday. The next day I rode back on Friday. How?

What do you call an ant who lives with your great uncle?

Why did the mirror cross the road?

Why did the runner quit the race against bigfoot?

What sits at the bottom of the ocean and shakes?

What insect thinks it's a dog?

What do frogs drink in the winter?

What flies around the kindergarten room at night?

What color are all the books in the library?