Why are cows bad at telling jokes?

What do you call it when a cat is not environmentally friendly?

Why was the cow unable to run the race?

Why did the wind want to go on vacation?

How do you make a bear really angry?

What did the salad say to its dad?

What do dogs order at coffee shops?

What's a father's favorite flower?

Why was the picture sent to jail?

Why did the God of Thunder need to stretch his muscles so much when he was a kid?

Why did the gardener have a hard time asking for a raise?

What type of cake never comes with frosting?

Why did the mathematician decline a beer at the party?

Which animal loves to have a good time?

What is a construction worker's favorite card game?