What do you get when you cross a parrot with a centipede?

What do you give an angry rhino?

What does the cow say when her kid closes the barn door?

What's a storm cloud's favorite Garth Brooks song?

Why do airplanes make bad spouses?

What is Mike Tyson's favorite bowl?

Do the mascara and lipstick ever argue?

Daughter: "What's it like to have the greatest daughter in the world?"

How did the cowboy greet his wife every day after work?

What did the kindergartener say when his teacher caught him picking his nose?

What's a mummy's favorite food to eat?

Why are Olympians so picky about their vehicles?

Did you hear the crazy rumor about butter?

Why was Billy fired from the banana shop?

Where do football directors go when they are fed up?