What did the duck say when his friend pulled a prank on him?

What is the only kind of dog you can eat?

Did you hear about the dogs that just started dating?

What table can you never sit at?

What do people need to feel like they purchased the best car?

What do dentists do on a rollercoaster?

Did you hear about the power outlet who got into a fight with a power cord?

Why did no one laugh at the oak tree?

Good moms let you lick the beaters.

Which musician loves to make chili?

What part did the grizzly have in the choir?

What runs around a baseball field but stays still at the same time?

What's one thing a lawyer knows never works when it's fixed?

What TV show is most popular at bars?

What's chips and guac's favorite constellation?