What animal dresses the most fashionably?
A hip-po.
What kind of bird works at a construction site?
What insect thinks it's a dog?
Why do bears hibernate in the winter?
Why are books always so angry?
Why do bananas need to use sunscreen on their summer vacations?
What is a plant's favorite college course?
What does an escalator say when it stops working?
Which dance will a chicken not do?
What kind of jacket do you wear on a hike?
What do pigs always order at Arby's®?
Why did the granddaughter think she lived in heaven?
What do you call a kangaroo's lazy joey?
What do you call bears with no ears?
Where do toys go when they're hungry late at night?
What did one firefly say to the other?
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