What did the mother rope say to her child?
Don't be knotty.
What did the BBQ pit master call his significant other?
Why was the father caterpillar so angry?
Why did Granny put her cell phone in the fridge?
Which celebrity provides legal counsel on the side?
What do you call a cat who loves bowling?
What's the noisiest food?
Why didn't the skeleton study cardiology?
What did the elephant do when he hurt his toe?
Why did the cat go to the bathroom in the trash can?
What's the ocean's favorite song?
What did people say when the baker went crazy?
Which carnival booth are basketball players best at?
What do snowmen wear on their heads?
What's the best way to get your kids' attention?
Why is the beach so confident?
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