What's another name for a grandfather clock?

What did the mother worm say to the little worm who was late?

Where do monkeys take their kids to play?

What Washington D.C. landmark is great at punctuation?

What's in an astronaut's favorite sandwich?

How do you take a pig to the hospital?

Which of the cardinal sins is the cutest?

Why are puppies so flexible?

What insect thinks it's a dog?

Why couldn't the couple get married at the library?

To whom do fish go to borrow money?

Why do pencils make terrible doctors?

Why do dogs make great meteorologists?

How does the sun listen to music?

Where do ghosts go on vacation?