What did the mother rope say to her child?
Don't be knotty.
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What's the difference between a bad joke and a dad joke?
What do cubs eat when their mom is out of town?
How often should you make chemistry jokes?
What is a construction worker's favorite card game?
What do you call a smelly horse?
Why do worms taste like chewing gum?
Who do fish hire to play at their weddings?
Why didn't the elephant buy a suitcase for his summer camp?
What type of pasta helps you relax?
Why do cows always skip gym class?
What do you call an arctic cow?
Why did the worker get fired from the calendar factory?
Why did the farmer call his pig 'Ink'?
What's a Christian's favorite sport?
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