I like telling Dad jokes.

Why do moms have to visit the optometrist twice?

Daughter: "What's it like to have the greatest daughter in the world?"

What happened when the guy walked into the bar?

What do you call a cat with eight legs that likes to swim?

What's an avocado's favorite genre of music?

What types of animals always win at tug-of-war?

Where do baby cats learn to swim?

Why are cheerleaders so festive in December?

What is a ghost's favorite movie?

What's the difference between a fish and a piano?

What sport requires no movement at all?

Why did the tree need to take a nap?

What do you call George Washington's birthday?

Why did the big cat marry someone so much younger than her?