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What did the dad say when his child asked, "Can you put my shoes on?"

What did the baby corn say to the mom corn?

What's a UPS® driver's favorite sport?

Why did the dog put on a business suit?

Why is your lawyer such a smart guy?

What did the seal say when he saw his friend jump in the ocean?

Why don't dogs ever finish their homework?

Why couldn't anyone find any eggs in the Easter egg hunt?

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Why did the tennis shoe walk away quietly?

How long do chickens work?

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Why was the room so hot during the college graduation?

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