What did the mother rope say to her child?
Don't be knotty.
What do cheesy parents say about their kids?
Why did the little boy take extra bread at communion?
What did the momma sea otter say to her ornery children?
Why did the witch's team lose the baseball game?
What kind of key opens a haunted house?
Who is the saddest person at McDonald's®?
What do you get if you cross a sheepdog with a rose?
Why are giraffes so slow to apologize?
How do cats make a birthday cake?
Why don't basketball players vacation well?
What do cats say when their basketball shot misses the basket?
Which celebrity would make a great valet?
Why did people want to see Coca-Cola® in concert?
Why does a barn sound so noisy?
Why couldn't the sesame seed leave the casino?
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