What did the mother rope say to her child?
Don't be knotty.
Why do we have to keep telling grandma to wear her hearing aid?
What do married cats say to each other when they're upset?
What did the butterfly's kids say that made her cry?
What is a loaf of bread's favorite book?
What happened to the city in France where the cheese factory exploded?
What's a pig's favorite dessert?
How do you fit more pigs on your farm?
What sound do you hear when a cow breaks the sound barrier?
What did the Cinderella™️ fish wear to the ball?
Have you heard the one about the bad pole-vaulter?
Why couldn't the leopard hide?
Why did the big cat marry someone so much younger than her?
What is it called when a tree takes time off from work in autumn?
What do a tick and the Louvre have in common?
How do you know if a cow is having a rough day?
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