What did the mother rope say to her child?
Don't be knotty.
What did the mother broom say to the baby broom?
What kind of sweets do astronaut moms like for Mother's Day?
What do you call an orchard full of relatives?
Do you know what they should call the exit interview?
Why did Beethoven give away his chickens?
What do you call a snowman in the summer?
What do you call a bunch of animals that can't stop cracking jokes?
Where do you take sick ponies?
Why do archers make great cow optometrists?
Why couldn't the couple get married at the library?
What happens to you when you lift a lot of logs?
Why did the runner quit the race against bigfoot?
Why do pencils make terrible doctors?
Why did the robot take a summer vacation?
What's a dog's favorite dance at a wedding?
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