Why did Grandpa put wheels on his rocking chair?

What do you call a group of people pretending to be related?

What do goats and moms have in common?

Why did the two red blood cells break up?

Why did the winter storm need cataract surgery?

What is a mouse's favorite game?

What's a bee's favorite novel?

Why didn't the dog want to play football?

What do elderly dogs use to get around?

Why should you wear leather when trying to stay unnoticed?

Why do basketball players like cookies?

How does Darth Vader like his toast?

How do you cut the ocean in two?

What does Father Christmas suffer from if he gets stuck in a chimney?

How do dogs take breaks while watching a movie?