What do married cats say to each other when they're upset?

What did the momma sea otter say to her ornery children?

What do a grandmother and a website have in common?

Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon?

What did the woman say when Barbie™ picked up her kids from school?

When do you know that the moon has had enough to eat?

What do you call a lion who has eaten your mother's sister?

Did you hear what happened to the pumpkin on Halloween?

Why did the lamb cross the road?

What bird ends up constantly getting hurt?

Why are basketball courts always wet?

What is a tree's favorite thing to drink?

Why did the vampires cancel their baseball game?

What do you get when you put a car and a dog together?

What math figure is also in the band?