What kind of cake always tells the truth?

What restaurant is on time for every meeting?

What's the coldest vegetable?

What do you call soccer players on opposing teams falling in love?

What's a mathematician's favorite book of the Bible?

How did the baby tell her mom that she had a wet diaper?

Which animal should never work for the government?

Why was the cow unable to run the race?

Why does a barn sound so noisy?

What do chicken families do on Saturday afternoon?

What's a southern pig's favorite form of cooking?

What state is famous for tiny soft drinks?

Why do nails need so much pain relief?

Where do sheep get their hair cut?

Why is a fish easy to weigh?