What do you get if you cross a sheep with a kangaroo?

My friend told me I had to stop acting like a flamingo.

Why was the robot so sleepy after her road trip?

What's 90 degrees and never incorrect?

Why did the person let a fish perform surgery on them?

Why do cows have hooves instead of feet?

What do you call a retired vegetable?

Why did the God of Thunder need to stretch his muscles so much when he was a kid?

What snack did the dog buy at the movie theater?

What is a competitive athlete's favorite season?

Where do surfers go to school?

Where do fishermen get their hair cut?

Why did the Easter Bunny have to fire the duck?

There were four cats in a boat. One jumped out. How many were left?

Why should you always eat dessert before bed?