Why is heaven always so tidy?

Why did the map not want to be weighed?

What do you call someone who sees a robbery at an Apple Store?

My mom asked me to hand out invites for my brother's surprise party.

How did the tree feel in spring?

Why do Olympians never overheat?

What did the puppy want to be when he grew up?

What did the bee say to the flower?

How did the bee always know what everyone was gossiping about?

Why did the cloud date the fog?

What is a skeleton's favorite instrument?

What are a teacher's least favorite words to hear every summer?

What's a bug's favorite Frank Sinatra song?

When does the sun finally get to take a break?

What kind of store would a dog own?