Do the mascara and lipstick ever argue?
Sure, but then they makeup.
What do you find at the end of everything?
Why are ghosts always in trouble?
What's a tuna's favorite game?
Why was the turkey taken out of the football game?
Where did the ghost go on summer vacation?
Why do grizzly bear families always bring sunscreen to the beach?
How does a cucumber turn into a pickle?
What do you get if you cross a cat with a tree?
What do you call a bunch of animals that can't stop cracking jokes?
Why did the little girl plant the Christmas lights?
What is the biggest ant in the world?
What did Michael Jordan sell at the farmers market?
Why does the Easter Bunny have such a nice complexion?
Which CIA agent is the best baker?
What kind of hanger doesn't fit in your closet?
Subscribe to our newsletter and get a fresh joke delivered to your inbox every day!