What has 12 legs, six eyes, three tails and can't see?

What do teapots eat on their snack break?

What do you call an arctic cow?

Why did the coal worker never sing the melody in the choir?

Why did the son smash his piggy bank?

Why did the twins join the Air Force?

Why do diners never serve lobster?

What do you call a Zen egg?

What do you get if you cross a sheepdog with a jelly?

What happened to the Dean who lost his job?

Why can't bikes stand up on their own?

When do mice play every day?

Why does Jesus drive so much?

Why are chemists so good at solving problems?

What is the strongest animal?