Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off?

Why did the dinosaur go to the doctor?

Why do superstitious people only use doorbells?

What is a basketball player's favorite type of jewelry?

Why did the little boy cut off all the branches on the Christmas tree?

Why does the priest love swiss cheese?

How do you make a hamburger laugh?

What do you get if you cross a dog with a telephone?

Why do cats visit the masseuse so often?

What do you call a cow that just gave birth?

Why did the chicken win the Easter egg hunt?

What kind of cake always tells the truth?

Why did the cow cross the road?

Why are sailors so good at writing letters?

Where do bees go on their vacation?