What horn never makes a sound?

Why are stringed instruments always in peak physical condition?

What do you get if you cross a cow with a camel?

Why did the granddaughter think she lived in heaven?

What do you call a vacation at home?

What did the kid say when he failed science lab?

What do you get if cross two young dogs with a pair of headphones?

This candy bar is a real home run.

Why didn't the two worms get on Noah's Ark in an apple?

Why did the tennis shoe walk away quietly?

If athletes get athlete's foot, what do astronauts get?

What song does the horizon sing every morning?

What do you call your son when he just sits around in the same chair all day?

What do you call a puppy with a fever?

How do you get a country girl to like you?