Why are monkeys lousy workers?

What is the most important grooming habit for a rabbit?

What dog wears contact lenses?

What do you get if you deep fry Santa Claus?

What did the Easter egg ask for at the hair salon?

What's a priest's favorite food?

Which dance will a chicken not do?

What birds always travel in twos?

Why can't anyone find Jesus's grave?

What is a ghost's favorite bedtime story?

What do ghosts drink on Halloween?

What is the only kind of dog you can eat?

What's a dad's favorite dessert?

Why didn't the elephant buy a suitcase for his summer camp?

Why couldn't the candy bars tell their children apart?