What animal loves to sway side-to-side?
A lean-mur.
Did you hear about the dogs that just started dating?
How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh?
What's a snake's strongest subject in school?
How does a pizza introduce itself?
Where do burgers like to dance?
Does an apple a day really keep the doctor away?
What did the mother ghost say to the naughty baby ghost?
What do little monsters call their mother?
Why is furniture so generous?
Why was there traffic on the Oregon Trail?
Did you hear about the famous pickle?
What did the dentist say to the tooth when he had to leave the room?
Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?
What vegetable still uses slang from the '80s?
What are two ironic things that happen in the kitchen?
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