What animal loves to sway side-to-side?
A lean-mur.
When does a horse talk?
Why do mama kangaroos hate rainy days?
What kind of snake would you find on a car?
What do female veggies wear to the beach?
Why did the person let a fish perform surgery on them?
Why hasn't the North Pole ever won a war?
How did the volcano confess its feelings to the other volcano?
What is it called when you're overcharged for a package?
Why did the pumpkin give up acting?
When did they play tennis in the Bible?
Why do baseball players have such great retirement plans?
What does the Easter Bunny call the act of leaving his eggs all over?
What's a cucumber's favorite sport?
Why didn't the baseball player want to touch the ball?
What do Jedis® say on Valentine's Day?
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