Why did the Roman chicken cross the road?

Did you hear about the guy who got hit in the head with a can of soda?

What do you call poorly behaved winter wear?

What do you call a cowboy who pursues a career in banking?

What's a southern pig's favorite form of cooking?

What's a duck's favorite ballet?

What animal won the bobbing for apples contest at the fair?

What do you call a parrot making fun of you?

Why didn't the dog speak to his foot?

Why do biologists look forward to casual Fridays?

Why can't you trust a pig?

What do you get if you cross a parrot with an elephant?

What did the bullies call the calf when he wouldn't ditch school?

What do construction workers do at Labor Day parties?

What do eggs say after a long day at work?