Why did the sea captain go on so many dates?

We had a discussion about roses.

What do you get if you cross a pile of mud with a pig?

Why do football players make great fishermen?

Which former US President was always cold?

How do you know a lawyer is lying?

Why don't wolves like fast food?

What do you give an angry rhino?

Which sea animal is the best with tools?

Who is a house's favorite band?

What's a ghost's favorite work schedule?

What's 90 degrees and never incorrect?

What do you call it if people get into a fist fight over chips?

Why did the peach come home from work early?

Why do the Moon and the Earth get along best during the summer?