What did the Australian chess player say to his waiter when he was done eating?

What do you get if you feed gunpowder to a chicken?

What horn never makes a sound?

What did the dentist call the x-ray he took of your mouth?

How do you fix a broken jack-o-lantern?

Why did the cat not understand sarcasm?

How do bunnies stay fit?

Why is it impossible to have a conversation with a crustacean?

Why was the snake coughing so much?

Why couldn't x and y find each other at the airport?

Why did the son smash his piggy bank?

Why do people paint eggs for Easter?

Where does the pepperoni go on vacation?

What did the horse say when it collapsed?

Where do oceans always buy their cars?