Why do vampires make terrible police officers?

Why am I no longer addicted to the hokey pokey?

What did the tree say to its long-distance girlfriend?

Where do sports go on a Valentine's Day date?

Why did the astronaut's restaurant on the moon fail?

Why do potted plants shower so much in April?

Why could no one recognize the sheep?

Why does Humpty Dumpty enjoy camping in autumn?

What do you say to a rabbit on its birthday?

Why do hip hop artists love Christmas so much?

Which is the worst season?

What's 90 degrees and never incorrect?

Did you hear that one of Santa's reindeer now works for Proctor & Gamble?

What bird is losing its hair?

Why are penguins so awkward at parties?