Why do legumes gossip so much?

Any maid is great at keeping secrets.

What do you call a song about Christmas gifts?

How do you warn a hockey player that he's about to be in trouble?

What did the tree say when autumn came around?

Did you hear the joke about the football game with the 0-0 score?

What side dish did the deer bring to the BBQ?

What kinds of cats do kids love to play with?

What's the worst kind of bread for sandwiches?

Why would a frog wait for the bus?

What's the snowman's New Year's resolution?

Where does the pepperoni go on vacation?

Who is the most forgiving celebrity?

People are so hard on car mechanics.

What's a car's favorite scary movie?