What does a cloud wear under his pants?

If you had fifteen cows and five goats what would you have?

Did you hear about the guy who got hit in the head with a can of soda?

Why are lawyers so fast at writing?

Which celebrity loves to read?

What did the baker say about the bread it made on Easter?

What state is famous for tiny soft drinks?

What do you call a cow in a tornado?

What's a dog's least favorite kind of shirt?

What's a pumpkin's favorite game?

What did the grandpa corn say to his grandson?

What did the bread do on vacation?

How do you find Will Smith in a snowstorm?

What is the emptiest holiday?

What did the dentist say to the tooth when he had to leave the room?