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Why did the inventor install solar panels all over his house?
Why did the cloud date the fog?
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Why didn't the chicken cross the road?
What's another term for a sleeping bag?
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What animal dresses the most fashionably?
What did the baker say about the bread it made on Easter?
Why is oxygen so wealthy?
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