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Why did the patient think his doctor was lying about his diagnosis?

My friend David had his ID stolen.

What's a priest's favorite food?

What's the problem with eating too much pumpkin pie this time of year?

Why does that family that only wears denim look so young?

Why don't dogs ever finish their homework?

What do you call a fish wearing a bowtie?

Which animal is the leader of the mafia?

What's a decade's favorite sport?

What outfit is appropriate for a dinner in the Arctic?

How are mountains able to see?

Why are fish such good architects?

What should you say at a salad bar restaurant?

What did Snow White™️ call her chicken?