Why are ghosts always in trouble?

What do you get if you cross a cow with a camel?

We had a discussion about roses.

Who is every pig's least favorite actor?

What branch of the military accepts newborns?

What soup do Santa's helpers love most?

Why didn't the dog want to play football?

What did the duck say as he was buying chapstick?

What animal likes to party the most?

What do sprinters eat before a race?

What do you call a woodpecker without a beak?

Why do bears hibernate in the winter?

Why don't eggs tell each other jokes?

What do you call an ant who fights crime?

Why can't bikes stand up on their own?