What is the easiest way to count a herd of cattle?
Use a cowculator.
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Why don't eggs tell each other jokes?
Why is it a bad idea to get married by the Pacific Ocean?
What has ten letters and starts with G-A-S?
What did the mommy flower say to the baby flower?
Why is oxygen so wealthy?
What pop singer also makes a great weapon?
What do you call a magical reptile?
Which mixed drink is always in a bad mood?
What do you get a lawyer for his birthday?
Why are kitten siblings always fighting?
What do you call a spring bee that can't make up its mind?
Which bear always goes to timeout for being condescending to other bears?
Why did the twins join the Air Force?
Why did the goat become a lawyer?
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