What do librarians use as bait when they go fishing?

Why did the botanist go to Harvard?

What game do both humans and birds play in school?

What is a chicken's favorite vegetable?

Where do religious school children practice sports?

What kind of Valentine's Day candy is never on time?

Why are lawyers so fast at writing?

What did the mama goat say to her child?

What's a mom's favorite headwear?

Which candy bar can't stop laughing?

Where do birds go to drink?

What do you call a Russian flea?

What do lions eat on their cheat day?

What's a mouse's favorite hairstyle?

What do sheep always carry on a hot day?