Why did the broom get a poor grade in school?

What type of school requires you to drop out to graduate?

What do elves learn in school?

What do you get if you cross a tiger with a snowman?

What is an herbalist's favorite brand of peanuts?

Where can a therapist always find a new client?

Why are all barbers thrill-seekers?

Why was the computer cold at work?

What did the mother worm say to the little worm who was late?

What do cows say on NYE?

What did the bird ask its friend when it was worried about aging?

What's a chip's favorite way to score in basketball?

Why did the judge send the turtle to jail?

Who does everyone's hair in space?

What's the difference between a dolphin and a whale?