What's a snake's favorite subject in school?

What class do kids love to pass gas in?

What game do both humans and birds play in school?

Why did the car need to take an afternoon nap?

Did Eve have a date with Adam?

What kind of dog chases anything red?

Why do baby ferrets never get in trouble?

What superpower do all middle children have?

What did the panda give his dad on Father's Day?

Why are ET's eyes so big?

What's the only snack you have to eat while lying down?

Why did the mosquito go to the dentist?

What do you call a flying police officer?

What did they name the Ohio town after the Pope's visit?

Do you have a date for Valentine's Day?