Why did the clock get removed from the library?

Why was the janitor looking for cleaning products in the math department?

What is a book's preferred method of communication?

Who's in charge of the school during summer vacation?

What condiment has wings?

Which celebrity provides legal counsel on the side?

What do you call two dentists that are very different?

Why did Adam quit his job at the helium factory?

Why was the new feline mom always so tired?

Why does Santa's sled get such good mileage?

What do you call a silly hill?

It's allergy season again?

What's a cat's favorite board game?

Did you hear about the park ranger that lost his job?

Why don't shepherds know how many sheep they have?