What's the world's weakest animal?

Why did the frog have a long face?

Why do kittens know so much about church?

What's the politest month?

Anyone know the formula for water? Sure! H, I, J, K, L, M, N, O.

What fish only swims at night?

What do you call the horse that lives next door?

How did Noah see the animals in the Ark at night?

What is blue and not heavy?

Why are sheep such great pranksters?

What do pigs always order at Arby's®?

What do you get when you play country music backwards?

What's a car's favorite TV show?

How do horses stay in such great shape?

Why did the leprechaun wear a bracelet made of cereal?