What do insects make all their clothes out of?
Spider silk.
Why was the cat hired at the bakery?
How do you raise a baby elephant?
What do you say to a rabbit on its birthday?
What flies around the kindergarten room at night?
What kind of pole is short and floppy?
What happened when the quarterback told a joke to his receivers?
Why is Dad hugging the barbecue?
Why shouldn't you iron a four-leaf clover?
What animal always goes to bed with its shoes on?
What do snowmen always order from Wendy's®?
Where do optometrists go on vacation?
What kind of shoes do spies wear when they're on the clock?
What do you call a cat with eight legs that likes to swim?
Why did the cell phone lose his job?
Which founding father loves to sing?
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