What do insects make all their clothes out of?
Spider silk.
How does a squid go into battle?
What do ocean animals do when it snows?
Why did the frog have a long face?
Did you take the patient's temperature?
What did President Hoover say the first time he saw fireworks?
What did the calf play in the school band?
Where does breakfast live?
Why does Santa love to work in the garden?
What kind of jacket do you wear on a hike?
Which Count makes the best pie crust?
How do elves travel around the North Pole?
My boss instructed me to set up the company's 401k.
What's the most popular soda in pastry school?
Why are air conditioners always out of breath when it's hot out?
What's a cat's favorite song?
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