What do eggs say after a long day at work?

Why did the lemon stop in the middle of the road?

What is the most attractive fruit?

What flowers rarely depreciate in value?

Where do kitties put their Christmas presents?

What is a tree's favorite thing to drink?

What part of your eye learns the quickest?

What happened when the frog joined the cricket team?

What kind of pole is short and floppy?

What do you call a sheepdog's tail that can tell tall stories?

Which accessory can you only wear in the car?

Where do mice love to go on vacation?

What do accountants tell their children to do to fall asleep?

Do dads always snore?

What was the first animal in space?