Which condiment adds the most kick?
Horseradish.
What's the noisiest food?
Where do toys go when they're hungry late at night?
What snacks always have the best tan?
What did the calf play in the school band?
Leprechauns are never afraid to follow their dreams.
Which dog belongs in a band?
Which celebrity always frowns?
Why is it wrong to steal a thesaurus?
What's a cat's favorite type of Mexican food?
Why do rabbits make good jewelers?
What's a dog's favorite tooth?
What do my dog and my cellphone have in common?
My boss instructed me to set up the company's 401k.
Which celebrity loves to go on vacation?
What do trees wear to the lake?
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