Which condiment adds the most kick?
Horseradish.
Why did the lemon stop in the middle of the road?
What vegetable still uses slang from the '80s?
What vegetables make the best music?
Why is summer always sad?
What fish loves to play in a band?
How did the tree feel in spring?
Which celebrity loves to read?
Why don't dentists get along with manicurists?
In the 80s and 90s, pastors loved to go on vacation.
Why was the bud so shy?
What did the bat say to his girlfriend?
Why do bagpipe players walk when they play?
What do weathercasters say while cleaning their kids' rooms?
What do accountants tell their children to do to fall asleep?
What stories are told by basketball players?
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