Why did the sausage quit playing baseball?

Where can you have a Fry-day every day?

What do you call a retired vegetable?

What did the hungry Dalmatian say when he had a meal?

Why did the cow argue with everyone else on the farm?

What is Zeus's favorite 70s rock song?

What do you call an elephant's handwriting?

Why are locksmiths allowed to remain open on Labor Day?

What do Jedis® say on Valentine's Day?

Why did Harry Potter™ suddenly go bald in his teens?

Why is grass so dangerous?

Why did the chick disappoint his mother?

What did the baseball glove say to the ball?

What kind of bird can write?

Why did the barber win the race?