What do you call a retired vegetable?

Why do you put peanut butter in the road?

What is an elk's favorite dessert?

How would the weather be in a country ruled by pets?

What flies around the kindergarten room at night?

What do goats and moms have in common?

Why is corn so popular on Thanksgiving?

What does a turkey dress up as on Halloween?

It's Crowded!

What do you call a wolf that gets lost?

What did the wasp do when he got hot?

What animal has the worst mood swings?

What do you get when you cross a dog and a calculator?

What's a duck's favorite TV show?

What do doctors do when a problem comes up?