What is a pig's favorite ballet?

What do you call a greedy elf?

What factory causes everyone who works there to gain weight?

Where do old bowling balls end up?

Who is a bread-maker's favorite singer?

Why are cowboys always religious?

What do frogs drink in the winter?

What's a duck's favorite TV show?

What animal could Noah not trust?

Why do plants hate algebra?

Why was the stadium steaming hot after the game?

What is Saint Nick's nickname during the summer?

What's a pastor's favorite city?

Where do snowmen get their daily weather report?

What kind of bow can't be tied?