What did the storm say when its plans changed?

Why do vampires always look sick?

What do you put your drinks on in amusement parks?

Why does someone who runs marathons make a good student?

What song does Tarzan™ sing at Christmas?

Who is a bird's favorite superhero?

What is a canine's favorite toy to play with in the snow?

Why was the chip acting so goofy?

What goes ooo ooo ooo?

Guitarists are so stressed out.

What do you call a group of itchy dogs who howl together?

Why don't they have Mother's Day sales?

What kind of restaurant do ghosts prefer?

Why was the cobbler looking for work?

What kind of dog works at a bakery?