Why was the man stuck at the party?

A book just fell on my head.

What did the stormcloud say when he was too full to eat dessert?

What's the most unpleasant type of wave to swim in?

What did Polly the parrot want for the 4th of July?

Where can a therapist always find a new client?

What game did the cat like to play with the mouse?

What sound does a grape make when an elephant steps on it?

Why did the cat go to medical school?

Knock knock. Who's there? Spell. Spell who?

Which letter is the sleepiest in the alphabet?

What's it called when the Queen gets embarrassed?

How does a witch play loud music?

What's the name of Scrooge's brother with bad allergies?

Bears love exotic cars.