What part of your eye learns the quickest?
The pupil.
Why was the cowboy always so spontaneous?
Why is money so stubborn?
Why do vampires make terrible police officers?
Why was the math book sad in winter?
Why is a frog luckier than a cat?
What event does Spiderman love to attend?
What did the horse say when it collapsed?
What's the name of Iron Man's thieving younger brother?
Why did the cow cross the road?
What dogs are always lying to you?
Why was the dating app for rocks canceled?
Why shouldn't you watch TV with a pig?
What's a leprechaun's favorite kind of music?
Who is a bread-maker's favorite singer?
Why did the polar bear fall into the water while talking to a girl?
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