What part of your eye learns the quickest?
The pupil.
Why did the elk have great hair?
Why don't the McDonald's® arches like the Arc de Triomphe?
What kind of tiles can't you stick on walls?
What does Bigfoot say when he asks for candy on Halloween?
What roads do ghosts haunt on Halloween?
Who isn't hungry on Thanksgiving?
Why do cows make great bakers?
Did you know that felines don't bite?
What animal is always ready to protect people?
What's a science teacher's favorite type of tree?
Why is it risky to hire a leprechaun?
What class do kids love to pass gas in?
Who helps the little pumpkins cross the road to school?
What did Polly the parrot want for the 4th of July?
Where do logs like to go on hikes?
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