What's the difference between a pickpocket and an umpire?

Why couldn't the skateboard pass math class?

What do you call someone who is new to ice skating?

My boss instructed me to set up the company's 401k.

What is the best way to study the Bible?

What did the giant flower say to the tiny flower?

Why does Humpty Dumpty enjoy camping in autumn?

Which celebrity loves to read?

Which founding father loves to sing?

What happens when you wear a watch on an airplane?

Why was the broom late for school?

Why do kids love theater classes?

Why was curiosity recently imprisoned?

What do you get if you cross a woodpecker with a carrier pigeon?

Why did the mother duck make such a great schoolteacher?