What's the difference between a pickpocket and an umpire?

What do you call a volleyball with a bad attitude?

What game can you play while eating dinner?

What is the opposite of cock-a-doodle-doo?

Why did the park ranger quit his job?

Why do trees hate going to school?

What did the mother ghost tell the baby ghost when he ate his ice cream too fast?

What snack did the dog buy at the movie theater?

Which celebrity is a cheese expert?

What did the wasp do when he got hot?

What's a fork's favorite holiday?

Why is it risky to hire a leprechaun?

What did the typhoons name their baby girl?

Who does an octopus see when it's not feeling well?

What do you call people who are afraid of Santa Claus?