Where do religious school children practice sports?

What part of a football field is never the same?

Why are baseball games at night?

Why are verbs more high-strung than nouns?

How long do chickens work?

How did the mermaid call her friends?

What did the baby laptop call her father?

What do you call stormtroopers playing Monopoly?

What was Jesus' favorite nursery song?

Why was the seafood restaurant being investigated by the IRS?

Why do bears hibernate in the winter?

What do doctors do when a problem comes up?

What types of animals always win at tug-of-war?

What does a turkey dress up as on Halloween?

Why do librarians never make plans?