What part of a football field is never the same?

Why did the crocodile run his mile so fast?

What did the golfer order at the bakery?

What do naked fish play with?

What did the peach say to its crying husband?

What happens when you wear a watch on an airplane?

What's the name of Iron Man's thieving younger brother?

Which cartoon character always knows everyone's secrets?

What car can't keep a secret?

Who are the cleanest creatures in the ocean?

What kind of tree can you hold in one hand?

What did summer say to autumn on their first date?

Why are maps such great therapists?

Why did the leprechaun wear a bracelet made of cereal?

What do mice bring on a picnic?