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Why was the golfer also good at Formula 1®?

What kind of crop do lazy boys farm?

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What do you call an old snowman?

What do actors and people who leave voicemails have in common?

Which computer won the talent show?

Where do automobiles have picnics?

What did the tree say when autumn came around?

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Why do elephants laugh anytime someone plays the piano?

Which dogs love to study science?

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