What is the first day of orientation called for locomotive conductors?

What do you get when you put a car and a dog together?

What's a car's favorite TV show?

What is a weatherman's favorite movie?

Why was the snake coughing so much?

What do you get if you cross a hen with a dog?

Why did the two red blood cells break up?

What do two oxygen molecule friends call each other?

Why do basketball players like cookies?

What washes up on miniature beaches?

What is a sheep's favorite ice cream flavor?

What do mice do when they're at home?

How is cat food sold?

What kind of tournaments do birds always win?

What kind of bull doesn't have horns?