Why was the ocean too hot to swim in?

What is a math teacher's favorite sum?

How do snowmen get information?

Why was the school superintendent asked to resign?

What does winter fat turn into?

What do painters do when they make a mistake?

What happened when the dentist got in a car accident?

What did the dad say when the boy asked him to explain the solar eclipse to him?

Why do plants hate algebra?

What sound does a grape make when an elephant steps on it?

What do you call a monkey who spends a day at the tanning bed?

What do ducks get after they eat?

Why was the picture sent to jail?

What type of bat doesn't fly?

What does an old deer say when he's feeling young?