What is a computer's favorite fall beverage?

Why didn't the fish go on summer vacation?

What is another term for the price of gas?

Why is shrubbery so bad at being direct with people?

Why did the fish blush?

Who isn't hungry on Thanksgiving?

How do you know a lawyer is lying?

What do you call it when a chemist gets way too angry?

Why did the Secret Service bring a herd of cows to the White House?

What do you call it when two letters make a wager?

What did the bee say to the flower?

What did the eggs say to the toast after a long day?

What did the drummer name his twin daughters?

What did the snake name his daughter?

What do you get if you cross a cow with a camel?