What do you call a spring bee that can't make up its mind?

Did you see that all the ice and snow is melting?

Why did the winter storm need cataract surgery?

What is a duck's favorite snack?

What is the biggest ant in the world?

Have you heard the one about the bad pole-vaulter?

Why was the archaeologist out of a job?

How do artists finish a project when they are stressed?

Did you know you can actually listen to the blood in your veins?

What do you call meat that is cooked incorrectly?

What do you call George Washington's false teeth?

What do cows say on NYE?

Why was the moth so unpopular?

What do you call it when the maternity ward is low-staffed?

Who does everyone's hair in space?