Why did the drummer keep banging her head against the drums?

Which insect always signs up for marching band?

What did the windmill say when it was asked what type of music was its favorite?

What did the octopus use to write his novel?

What happens if you eat spicy food in Indianapolis?

How do frogs get to work?

We had a discussion about roses.

What do actors and people who leave voicemails have in common?

What do snowmen wear on their heads?

Why shouldn't you watch TV with a pig?

Why are basketball players such messy eaters?

What do you call a pig who swims in the pool for too long during summer?

Do dads always snore?

Why could no one recognize the sheep?

What do you get if you cross a trout with an apartment?