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What did the ocean sing at karaoke?

Guitarists are so stressed out.

What sound do you hear when a cow breaks the sound barrier?

How do mountains keep themselves warm during winter?

What is a sheep's favorite ice cream flavor?

Why do piggy banks give the best advice?

What do you get if you cross a science fiction film with a toad?

Where is the coldest place to work?

What type of school do kids beg to go to during the summertime?

What do snowmen always order from Wendy's®?

What's the biggest moth in the world?

What did the pecan say to the walnut?

Why are all barbers thrill-seekers?

What instrument does a baseball player play in a band?