What did the ocean sing at karaoke?

What do you get when you cross a sweet potato and a jazz musician?

What do you get when you put a stringed instrument in the dryer?

What kind of birds make the best thieves?

Why do howler monkey parents never get any sleep?

What type of dog loves to take showers?

Why did the man buy the discounted TV with a broken volume control?

What did one gambler say to another on their anniversary?

Why did the computer run out of money?

Where do oceans always buy their cars?

What day never takes itself seriously?

Why was the moose able to move the bus on his own?

What time does everyone love to drink?

What type of fishing are dogs best at?

Which bird is the least afraid of fire?