What part of a fish is the most musical?

What's a balloon's least favorite type of music?

How do you fix a broken brass instrument?

How did one orca ask the other to be his valentine?

What happened when Humpty Dumpty was the last one to finish the race?

Why did the student get upset when their teacher called them average?

Why did Adam and Eve get kicked out of the garden?

What snack did the dog buy at the movie theater?

Can February March?

What is Earth, Wind, and Fire doing in September?

What do geometry teachers eat for dinner?

Why do basketball players like cookies?

Why does a barn sound so noisy?

What kind of computers do horses use?

Why is winter considered holy?