What did the drummer name his twin daughters?
Anna 1, Anna 2.
What do you get if you cross a serpent and a trumpet?
Why do hummingbirds hum instead of singing along to music?
What's a musician's favorite part of a chicken?
Why are cats good at playing video games?
To whoever stole my copy of Microsoft Office, I will find you.
Which insects always make slightly better than average grades?
What is sand's favorite movie?
Why is Gaston™️ the most peaceful Disney® villain?
How do you find where a flea has bitten you?
Did you hear the joke about the football game with the 0-0 score?
What do you call a smelly horse?
Who is the most forgiving celebrity?
What car always breaks the rules?
Why is it called a litter of puppies?
What did one pickle say to the other when it didn't get its way?
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