Why are stones so good at music?

What's an avocado's favorite genre of music?

Why did the drummer keep banging her head against the drums?

What's one thing a lawyer knows never works when it's fixed?

Why did the painting win the presidential election?

Why couldn't the pony speak at the convention?

Which birds steal soap from the bath?

Did you hear about the pope's wardrobe issue?

Which superhero is afraid of exterminators?

What do you call a priest that becomes a lawyer?

What did the turkey say before Thanksgiving dinner?

Why do baseball players have such great retirement plans?

Why do basketball players love to decorate houses?

Who do fish pray to when they need help?

Why should you watch out when it's raining cats and dogs?