What's a cat's favorite song?

What's an avocado's favorite genre of music?

What do you get if you cross a serpent and a trumpet?

Why is your lawyer such a smart guy?

What do you get if you cross a frog with a rabbit?

What do you call the dialect that all chickens and roosters speak?

Why did the unemployed person get excited while reading the Bible?

What do you call a knight who hates fighting?

Why does the photon not need a suitcase?

Why was the fruit busy on Friday night?

What did the cheddar cheese say to its dad?

What tree is always ready for fall baking?

What do you call a thieving alligator?

Why did the crocodile run his mile so fast?

I rode my horse to town on Friday. The next day I rode back on Friday. How?