What did the ocean sing at karaoke?
The blues.
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What do you call a horse that plays the violin?
What's an avocado's favorite genre of music?
What's the best part about Valentine's Day?
Which goalkeeper can jump higher than a crossbar?
Why did the mayor cancel his motorcade?
What do naked fish play with?
What's the best type of movie about waterfowl?
Why are there no planes where Peter Pan™️ lives?
Which of the cardinal sins is the cutest?
What do moms say is bad for both family trips and sleeping?
What's a steak's favorite shoe?
What do accountants tell their children to do to fall asleep?
How do fleas travel?
Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off?
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