What kind of computers do horses use?
Mcintosh.
What kind of dog works at a bakery?
What do you call a cow with a twitch?
Why did the Yorkie make a bad watchdog?
Why did the pillow go to the doctor?
What did the mother worm say to the little worm who was late?
Why do basketball players love to decorate houses?
What do you call the former partner of a stingray?
Why was it so hard for the pirate to call his mom?
What type of pasta helps you relax?
What do you call a bakery hardware store?
What do you call berries playing the guitar?
Why is it so cold at Christmas time?
Why doesn't Dracula have any friends?
How does a sidewalk address a question?
How do you make antifreeze?
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