What kind of bird works at a construction site?

What do you get if you cross a cat with a canary?

Why are fish so good at watching their weight?

How do you get straight A's?

What's the king of all school supplies?

Which founding father loves to sing?

Why was the goat sad when her son went to college?

Wanna hear a long dad joke?

Why did the cell phone lose his job?

Where do stars go to college?

Why did the patient reveal secrets to her dentist?

What did the fisherman say when his fishing line got tangled?

What's a scarecrow's favorite holiday food?

It's allergy season again?

What animal always goes to heaven?