What do dogs wear on their ears when it's cold outside?

What kind of pants do fish wear?

What animals make the best students?

What happened when the teacher played basketball with his students?

What is Santa's favorite dessert?

Did you hear about the park ranger that lost his job?

What kind of things does a farmer talk about when he is milking cows?

Why do math teachers love hiking?

What insect runs away from everything?

What's a sheep's preferred type of clothing?

What do you call an ant who lives with your great uncle?

What did Charles Darwin's daughter say to her sibling?

Why do librarians never make plans?

How does the sun listen to music?

Which celebrity loves to read?