What has 12 legs, six eyes, three tails and can't see?

What makes music in your hair?

Why was the cowboy always so spontaneous?

What's the most talkative class period in high school?

What do you call a mountain biker if his bicycle breaks?

What do you call a sad latte?

What do you get if you cross a sheepdog with a rose?

What do you call penguins and polar bears?

Why did the cat go to the bathroom in the trash can?

What did the horse say when it collapsed?

What did the bread do on vacation?

How did Benjamin Franklin feel when he discovered electricity?

Why do pencils make terrible doctors?

What do you call an elephant that doesn't matter?

What animal has 20/20 vision?