What's the hardest part about skydiving?

What did the eggs say to the toast after a long day?

Why did the man bring his swim trunks to the bar?

Why can't Christmas trees sew?

What's a mummy's favorite food to eat?

Why did the crocodile run his mile so fast?

What's a rabbit's favorite restaurant?

What part of the orchestra do rhinos play in?

Why do elephants have trunks?

Why did the tree need to take a nap?

What do you eat on July 5th?

Who always has a date on Valentine's Day?

Why are babies so good at basketball?

Which music festival was full of lumber?

Why does Santa love to work in the garden?