When do you know that the moon has had enough to eat?

What did they name the Ohio town after the Pope's visit?

What do you call a woman who sets fire to all her bills?

Why were the teacher's eyes crossed?

Why did the echo get detention?

Why couldn't the First Lady make the President do chores?

Where do mixed drinks always go for dinner?

What types of dogs do fortune tellers always choose?

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom?

Why don't ostriches fly ?

Did you hear about the park ranger that lost his job?

Why was Santa's little helper embarrassed?

Which former US President gets most confused for money?

Why were dancers in the '70s always sick?

How much does it cost to swim with the sharks?