Why are stringed instruments always in peak physical condition?

What do you give a pony with a cold?

Who is God's favorite superhero?

What awards show do hot dogs never miss?

What did the doctor say when the nurse told him the invisible man was there?

How do musicians show off on St. Patrick's Day?

Where does Superman park his cars?

What did the chef say when he made five great dishes in a row?

What fish loves to play in a band?

Why do dogs make great meteorologists?

What do you get when you cross a crocodile with a rooster?

What animal loves to sway side-to-side?

Why can't basketball players go on vacation?

What did the pecan say to the walnut?

Why did the baby blueberry start to cry?