What awards show do hot dogs never miss?
The Oscars®.
When do flowers get their workout in?
Why does the sun love to go back to school?
What do you call an emergency in the spring?
What boat is great at getting a deal?
Why does Jesus drive so much?
What does the lion say to his friends before they go out hunting for food?
What is Abraham Lincoln's favorite toy?
What's an astronaut's favorite snack?
What grade did the NASA employee get on her exam?
Why do turkeys taste best after giving them a compliment?
When do you know that the moon has had enough to eat?
Where do termites go camping?
Why are penguins so awkward at parties?
Why did the goat become a lawyer?
What do you say to Simba when he's moving too slowly?
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