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Why don't mummies go on vacation?

Who invented Daylight Saving Time?

What do you call a K9 who gets lost on Halloween?

What do lions eat on their cheat day?

What animal should you never play hide and seek with?

Why was the science experiment always changing its mind?

How do we know that Saturn was married more than once?

What is a pilot's favorite TV show?

If Santa Claus and Mrs. Claus had a child, what would he be called?

Why should you take your dad to the zoo for Father's Day?

How does Cupid visit his girlfriend?

What do you give a sick lemon?

What's the difference between an alligator and a crocodile?

What's a car's favorite scary movie?