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What's the politest month?

Why is everyone good at math during elections?

Why did the tortilla chip start dancing?

What do painters do when they make a mistake?

Why did the cat go to medical school?

Why do rabbits make good jewelers?

What did the astronaut say to the three-headed alien?

What did one tectonic plate say when he bumped into the other?

What is the coolest country?

What has 12 legs, six eyes, three tails and can't see?

What do you call a cat with eight legs that likes to swim?

How do dog catchers get paid?

Which cats have the best manners?

What did the Husky mom say to her puppies at dinner?