Why did summer catch autumn?

What do you call a spring bee that can't make up its mind?

What goes up when spring rain comes down?

What do you call a cow with no GPS?

What do you get if you cross a parrot with an elephant?

Someone stole all my lamps.

Where do fishermen look to hire more crew?

Why do ballerinas always stay out late?

Which former US President gets most confused for money?

What type of pasta helps you relax?

What happened to the chicken whose feathers were all pointing the wrong way?

What's a soda's favorite show at Disneyland®?

What do sheep always carry on a hot day?

Who is Pepto-Bismol's® favorite band?

Why did the God of Thunder need to stretch his muscles so much when he was a kid?