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What roads do ghosts haunt on Halloween?

What did summer say to spring?

What famous scientist will try anything?

Which bear always goes to timeout for being condescending to other bears?

Leprechauns are never afraid to follow their dreams.

How much room do fungi need in order to grow?

Where are average things manufactured?

What did the dentist call the x-ray he took of your mouth?

Why did the window need an aspirin?

What goes up when the rain comes down?

What's the most popular Christmas gift for people in marketing?

What should you name your daughter born on Christmas?

Why was the dairy grumpy?

Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?