I got my dad a fridge for Father's Day.

What did the skeleton order at the bar?

Why was the rabbit happy on Valentine's Day?

What kind of tournaments do birds always win?

Why are surfers so good at conflict resolution?

Which animals make the most honest judges?

What state is famous for tiny soft drinks?

What can an older sibling say to get in the front of the line?

What do cows say when their children whine over nothing?

What was Jackie Kennedy's response to everything?

Which animal makes for a bad Christmas dinner?

What did the teacher say when the horse walked into the class?

What did the coach say to the broken vending machine?

What did people say when the baker went crazy?

Where do oceans always buy their cars?