What does a car look forward to most on Halloween?

What did the turkey say before Thanksgiving dinner?

What did the miner bring to the Labor Day BBQ?

What is the best thing to say to inspire a bird?

Bears love exotic cars.

Who granted the fish a wish?

Why did the puppy siblings hang out in the trash can?

How long will dinner be?

Why do we never tell jokes about pizza?

Which animal is the leader of the mafia?

What sound does a grape make when an elephant steps on it?

What do you call a litter of young dogs who have come in from the snow?

What's a pastor's favorite city?

Where do mermaids see movies?

What do you get if you cross a pile of mud with a pig?