Why are sandals so indecisive?

Why doesn't Dracula have any friends?

Why did the leprechaun wear a bracelet made of cereal?

Why is Kermit the Frog® so good at gardening?

What type of barrel breaks easily?

Which wizard is often mistaken for an animal?

Why did Mickey Mouse™️ get hit with a ball?

Why does Mrs. Claus love Christmas Eve?

What do snowmen eat for lunch?

What kinds of animals do bulldogs love to hang out with?

What do insects learn at school?

What's the most expensive plate in church?

Where do frogs keep their money?

What's a lawyer's favorite food?

What's the politest month?