Why do bees buzz?
Because they can't whistle.
What do cats use to beat eggs?
Why did the toad become a lighthouse keeper?
What kind of birds do you usually find locked up?
Why was the fruit busy on Friday night?
What did the French chef give his wife for Valentine's Day?
Which rockstar looks best in formal wear?
What did the momma sea otter say to her ornery children?
Which position in soccer always plans for the future?
My brother is my partner in crime.
Why was the archaeologist out of a job?
Why was the grandma always getting A's on her papers?
How did the mermaid call her friends?
What is the best Christmas present ever?
What do you call a group of four singing sheep?
Why was the fish so smart?
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