Why did the cat frown when she passed the hen house?

What do you call a cow with two legs?

What did the elephant do when he hurt his toe?

Where do fruit travel to on vacation?

What's a balloon's least favorite type of music?

What's the difference between pickleball and tennis?

What did the outlet say to the power cord on their date?

On Thanksgiving, what does Dad have in common with a baseball player?

What did the sneaky chick say when it came out of the egg?

Why do people paint eggs for Easter?

Why did the clock get removed from the library?

What do you call a pig thief?

Where do football directors go when they are fed up?

Why did Santa Claus get a parking ticket on Christmas Eve?

What are you studying in math?