Why did the chicken cross the playground?

What do you get if you cross a duck with a firework?

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom?

What do you call it when Batman skips church?

What should you do when no one laughs at your science jokes?

Why did the wind want to go on vacation?

Why did the DJ have to break up with his XM™️ radio?

Where was Noah born?

How do you get everyone excited about a family reunion?

Why did the Easter egg hide?

What is an elk's favorite dessert?

Where do sports go on a Valentine's Day date?

Nurse, how is that little girl doing who swallowed ten quarters last night?

What do you call a hotdog at Halloween?

Did you hear about the two basketball players that started dating?