What did the Husky mom say to her puppies at dinner?

Who does an octopus see when it's not feeling well?

What do you get when you cross a bunny with an onion?

Who invented the first airplane that couldn't take off?

What is Santa's favorite dessert?

What do jokesters study in college?

What did the computer do at lunchtime?

What season begins with a thud?

What do you get if you cross a pile of mud with a pig?

Why do plants hate algebra?

Why did Harry Potter™ suddenly go bald in his teens?

What do you call a pig thief?

What did the bull's wife tell him when he worked out?

Why did the sailor lose his job?

You know there's no official training for trash collectors?