Which animal makes the best landscaper?

What do my dog and my cellphone have in common?

What do ducks have for lunch?

What port do you have to use to travel but can't dock a boat in?

Why did the airplane get grounded?

What do you call a volleyball with a bad attitude?

Why did the children think that prayer meant they would get more toys?

What is the fiercest flower in the garden?

Why were dancers in the '70s always sick?

Why couldn't the couple get married at the library?

Which state has the best streets?

How many chimneys does Father Christmas go down?

What is a sheep's favorite game?

What did the tree say when autumn came around?

What does the milky way call its ex-girlfriend?