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What do you call an angry monkey?

What should you do when you see a herd of cows coming towards you?

Why are ET's eyes so big?

Where do sailors leave their boats when they aren't at sea?

Why does the Easter Bunny have such a nice complexion?

Why did the mountain climbers get a divorce?

Knock knock. Who's there? Nobel. Nobel who?

What do you call it when two male cows argue?

What did the bread do on vacation?

Who is a pig's favorite Star Wars® character?

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In football math, what is a quarterback worth more than?

What stories are told by basketball players?

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