What did the dad say when his child asked if he got a haircut?

What did the hostess name her daughter?

What isn't lazy on the Fourth of July?

What's the best band to listen to in autumn?

Why did the frog starve?

Why did the robot take a summer vacation?

What did one slice of pizza buy its girlfriend for Christmas?

Why do kittens know so much about church?

Why are sheep such great pranksters?

What do you call a river that thinks it's an ocean?

What do you call a hairless poodle?

Did you hear about the two horses that fell in love?

Which Count makes the best pie crust?

Which celebrity loves to read?

Which elf is the best singer?