If there are eight sheep, three dogs, and one herdsman, how many feet are there?

Why did the lamb cross the road?

What's the most popular cat in New England?

Why do rabbits make good jewelers?

What kind of shoes do spies wear when they're on the clock?

Which animal dresses like a lumberjack?

Why shouldn't you buy anything with velcro?

What did the father tomato say to the baby tomato while on a family walk?

Why did the kid try to use a candy bar to write on the sidewalk?

Why did the shepherd quit his job?

Who are the cleanest creatures in the ocean?

How did the Vikings send secret messages?

Why do runners watch so much TV?

What's the difference between cats and dogs?

Which dogs are the best at getting girls?