What does a puppy say when someone surprises it?

Why did the sheep run across the busy highway?

Why are cats good at playing video games?

It's allergy season again?

What did they call Dracula when he won the league?

What did the chef say when he made five great dishes in a row?

What did the shower say to the toilet?

Where do sheep get their hair cut?

Someone stole my mood ring!

What part did the grizzly have in the choir?

What is a mechanic's favorite time of year?

Why did the man bring his swim trunks to the bar?

What did the horse say when her children were misbehaving?

Where does the stingray's husband hang out?

Where do books sleep?