What's a zoo vet's biggest problem?

Why did the poor dog chase his own tail?

What do you call a sheep with no legs or head?

Why are computers so good at golf?

Why does Santa Claus go down the chimney on Christmas Eve?

What did the kitten say when it lost its favorite toy?

Why is Dad hugging the barbecue?

Why shouldn't you trust stairs?

Why should you be worried about the calendar?

What kind of tea is hard to swallow?

Why do hummingbirds hum instead of singing along to music?

Why did the detectives show up at the concert at the beach?

What does the trashcan say when the leftovers get thrown away?

What did Jay-Z call his wife before they got married?

Why couldn't anyone call the zoo?