What's a car's favorite TV show?

What's a car's favorite scary movie?

Where do automobiles have picnics?

What kind of music do planets like?

Which type of dog is great at drawing?

What does the pastor's son say whenever he walks into the chapel?

Why is tennis the least romantic sport?

Why does the lower first base side smell the worst at a baseball stadium?

Why did the scientist remove his doorbell?

Which celebrity became a great detective?

What do you call a stationary flamingo?

What did one pencil say to the other on the first day of school?

Why did the mirror cross the road?

How does one gelatin greet another?

Which letter is the sleepiest in the alphabet?