A sheep walks into a car dealership. What type of car does it ask to test drive?

What vehicle works the hardest?

What did one car bumper say to another after the accident?

What do cats say after a sarcastic remark?

What do farmers do on February 14th?

What awards show does Grandma look forward to each year?

What do you call a football player who's almost good enough to be quarterback?

Why are baseball players so good at math?

How do you warn a hockey player that he's about to be in trouble?

Did you hear about George Clooney's new animated series?

What do you call a pile of cats?

Why did the astronaut couple break up?

What animal always goes to bed with its shoes on?

What do ghosts eat on Halloween?

What did the bunny give his fiancé?