What's a horse's favorite car?

What do you get when dinosaurs crash their cars?

Where do sailors leave their boats when they aren't at sea?

What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back?

Which dog makes the best mineral prospector?

What kind of birds make the best thieves?

Which superhero is best at baseball?

What stories are told by basketball players?

What do an English major and a football player have in common?

What did the mom say to her kids when they spilled their cereal on the floor?

What is a zebra's favorite product for dental hygiene?

Did you know about April 1st?

What do you eat on July 5th?

Why did the cow cross the road?

Which insects always make slightly better than average grades?