Why did the car need to take an afternoon nap?

What's a car's favorite TV show?

Where do automobiles have picnics?

Why did the computer break up with its mouse on Valentine's Day?

How did Noah see the animals in the Ark at night?

Why did the boy think he was a prince after going to Burger King®?

What kind of car did the disciples drive on their road trip?

Did you hear about the mathematician who's afraid of negative numbers?

What happened to the scientist that really loved potassium?

Why do people wear shamrocks on St. Patrick's Day?

What do you call a bakery thief that leaves a trail?

Why did the vampires cancel their baseball game?

Why were the dog and the cow such good friends?

What is a math teacher's favorite sum?

What's a pirate's favorite subject in school?