A sheep walks into a car dealership. What type of car does it ask to test drive?

Why did the car excuse himself from the dinner party?

Why did the train always get heated in an argument?

What condiment has wings?

What happened when Humpty Dumpty was the last one to finish the race?

Which animal is accused of lying all the time?

What tea do footballers drink?

What's the richest basketball team?

Where do hands go on vacation?

Why is the lion so happy with his sons?

Why was the ocean too hot to swim in?

Our friend wants to give up being a postman to be an actor.

What do you call a bee with a spell on him?

How did the Vikings send secret messages?

Why do salmon make such great detectives?