What car can you only see twice a year?
A Chevy Equinox.
What's an airplane's favorite TV show?
What do you call a Ford Fiesta that ran out of gas?
What type of car do planets buy?
Which animal can never take a long bubble bath?
Why did the clock get removed from the library?
Why did the kid bring a ladder to school?
Why couldn't the athlete listen to her music?
What do you call a clock on a road trip?
What's the slowest 5k?
What do you call a mountain biker if his bicycle breaks?
Why did the duck cross the road?
My New Year's resolution is to stop procrastinating.
What dog wears contact lenses?
What's a hiker's favorite flavor of ice cream?
What's a henway?
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