Why wasn't the food on the small aircraft good?

How do you know when a ship isn't having fun?

What car doesn't seem to go anywhere?

What did the seal say when he saw his friend jump in the ocean?

What's the laziest vegetable?

Which actor is a pro at unclogging a drain?

Which type of traveler is the calmest?

How did the football pitch end up as a triangle?

Where do crackers stay when they're on vacation?

What do you call a fish wearing a tux?

What do you get when you cross a parrot with a centipede?

What did the bat say to his girlfriend?

What did the rabbit want for his birthday?

What's a kitty's favorite book?

What's the most popular sport on the Fourth of July?