What car can you only see twice a year?
A Chevy Equinox.
Why would a frog wait for the bus?
Why does everyone prefer to be around electric cars?
Why did the car need to take an afternoon nap?
What type of music did the pilgrims listen to?
I stayed up all night to see where the sun went.
What do cows like to dance to?
Why do all the planets get along?
Why can't basketball players go on vacation?
What did the basketball player say when he lost his job?
Which dog belongs in a band?
Where do mermaids see movies?
Why did the patient think his doctor was lying about his diagnosis?
What celebrity is at the center of a plum?
Why did the cat sleep with a fan on?
What do you get when you cross a parrot with a centipede?
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