Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?

Why did the sun abruptly leave the pick-up basketball game?

Why do baseball players always go to the park?

Why did the patient think his doctor was lying about his diagnosis?

What book do lions read aloud to their whole family?

Why do rabbits make good jewelers?

Which vehicle did the best on its SATs?

What do you say to Simba when he's moving too slowly?

What vegetable does Michelle Obama love most?

How do cats make a birthday cake?

Where can you have a Fry-day every day?

What's the most expensive plate in church?

How do you know the sun will be back tomorrow?

What's black and white and goes around and around?

How did the volcano confess its feelings to the other volcano?