What sport requires no movement at all?

Why do track athletes never give up on anything?

What stone does a skier want in her engagement ring?

Why was the snake coughing so much?

What do you call a depressed strawberry?

Which president loved to take baths?

Why did the train always get heated in an argument?

Why wouldn't the Pharaoh let the Hebrews go?

What does Catwoman always carry with her?

What did Adam say on the day before Christmas?

Why did Adam quit his job at the helium factory?

Why is winter considered holy?

What's the best way to give a cat a bath?

Why is a banana the most popular fruit?

Why did the broom get a poor grade in school?