What do you call a monkey that wins a sporting event?

What sport are eggs the best at?

What's a frog's favorite sport?

What did the Dorito say to his son?

Why are skeletons so calm?

What does a car look forward to most on Halloween?

What TV show is most popular at bars?

Why did the skeleton buy the base model car?

Which famous author is also a ruler?

How does a witch play loud music?

When do astronauts eat?

Why was the father caterpillar so angry?

What did the antelope husband call his wife?

Why does Rudolph love to get wet?

Why are winter days great?