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Find somebody else to do it.
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What fish only swims at night?
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What do puppies celebrate on February 2nd?
Why don't mountains get cold in the winter?
What insect runs away from everything?
Who has eight guns and terrorizes the ocean?
What did the outlet say to the power cord on their date?
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What's both a number one hit and a total failure?
What do you call a deer with no eyes?
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Why did the bulldog have an accent?
Why did Pinocchio™️ hate his nose?
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