What sound does a grape make when an elephant steps on it?

What do you get if you cross a cat with a canary?

Why are puppies so flexible?

Why do trees hate going to school?

What's Father Christmas called when he takes a rest while delivering presents?

Where did the music teacher leave his keys?

What do you call an orchard full of relatives?

What does a tree say when asked how they are doing?

What's a shoemaker's favorite dessert?

What's a pastor's favorite city?

Why did the soccer ball quit the team?

What fish is a big hit at children's birthday parties?

Why did the Easter egg hide?

What's a partridge's favorite fruit?

What's an elephant's favorite vegetable?