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Why did the little boy cut off all the branches on the Christmas tree?
Why do grizzlies make good baseball players?
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What tree has the most bark?
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What does the Nutcracker say to his wife every night before bed?
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Why did the cat run away from the tree?
How many ants are needed to fill an apartment?
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