What did the judge say when a skunk walked into the courtroom?

Why do cows make great bakers?

What do you call octopus twins?

Why do people paint eggs for Easter?

Why did the footballer hold his boot to his ear?

What did the two corncobs say to each other on January 1st?

What's made of leather and sounds like a sneeze?

Families are like fudge.

Which tree can't stop crying?

Why should you be careful when telling jokes near glass?

Why are trees always so positive?

What did the pumpkin say after Thanksgiving?

What is a duck's favorite dance?

What words make the best athletes?

Which celebrity is the biggest fan of hats?