What's a duck's favorite ballet?

Why do kittens know so much about church?

What kind of dog loves to eat?

Why is corn so popular on Thanksgiving?

What's the loudest Christmas song?

Where do surfers go to school?

What did the painter say to the wall?

Why did the scarecrow win an award?

What do you have in December that you don't have in any other month?

What is a math teacher's favorite dessert?

What awards show do hot dogs never miss?

Why did the baby cookie cry?

Why did the dog do so well in school?

What is the best dessert to bring to an octopus's birthday party?

Why was the ocean too hot to swim in?