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Why are trees so good at interior design?

Where do fishermen get their hair cut?

Where does a veterinarian's husband sleep when they're fighting?

Which celebrity provides legal counsel on the side?

Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off?

Why did the sun abruptly leave the pick-up basketball game?

What do you call a group of itchy dogs who howl together?

What do you call it when someone falls on the way to their car?

Why did the turtle cross the road?

What vegetables make the best music?

Where do sports teams go to buy new uniforms?

What do you call a puppy with a fever?

What did the baseball glove say to the ball?

What game do cows play at parties?