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Where do logs like to go on hikes?

What's the ocean's favorite song?

Why are books always so angry?

What do you get when you cross a rabbit with shellfish?

Did Eve have a date with Adam?

What is the biggest ant in the world?

Why did the cow cross the road?

Who do fish hire to play at their weddings?

Where do sports go on a Valentine's Day date?

What is a bird's favorite ballet?

What do you call a lion who has eaten your mother's sister?

Who is Santa's favorite character on Sesame Street®?

Why did the wind want to go on vacation?

Do the mascara and lipstick ever argue?