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Why are pilots always in a good mood?

Why did the gardener have a hard time asking for a raise?

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What's a mouse's favorite board game?

Why do cows always skip gym class?

Why did the astronaut's restaurant on the moon fail?

Which celebrity loves to read?

What happens when you wear a watch on an airplane?

What's in an astronaut's favorite sandwich?

Why did the cat put on a cocktail dress?

Why do rhinos charge?

Where's the best place for baby chickens to be born?

What kind of horse can swim underwater without coming up for air?