Why was the plumber predicted to win American Idol?

Why couldn't the couple get married at the library?

Why did the man give up being a taxi driver?

How do you know if a chicken egg will be a dad one day?

What's a steak's favorite shoe?

What bird ends up constantly getting hurt?

What type of school requires you to drop out to graduate?

What do you call it when you get bubbles in your mouth while singing in the shower?

Anyone know the formula for water? Sure! H, I, J, K, L, M, N, O.

Why did the dinosaur go to the doctor?

What do you call a cow that can't moo?

What factory causes everyone who works there to gain weight?

Hear about the new restaurant called Karma?

What do goats say to make their kids laugh?

What do you get when you cross poison ivy with a 4-leaf clover?