What did people say when the baker went crazy?

How do lawyers say goodbye?

Why do repairmen make great therapists?

What do you call a cow with no GPS?

How long will dinner be?

How did the border collie's owner know that it borrowed his book?

Why did the kid bring a ladder to school?

Where did Jesus go to get a snack?

What is the best type of science to study with your family?

What do you call a cat that's in trouble with the police?

What does Santa call his wife at tax time?

Why does a barn sound so noisy?

Why did the tomato turn red?

Why did the Easter Bunny have to fire the duck?

What fish loves to play in a band?