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People are so hard on car mechanics.

What is a pilot's favorite TV show?

Why was the horse so bad at dressage?

What game does a rabbit always win?

What do you say to Simba when he's moving too slowly?

What did the man say when he accidentally bumped into the famous country singer?

What's a pirate's favorite letter?

Why can't bikes stand up on their own?

What do you call a factory that only makes decent products?

What's the scariest letter?

What's a bodybuilder's favorite food at Thanksgiving?

What did the baby light bulb say to the mommy light bulb?

What Easter candy has tons of friends?

What dog wears contact lenses?