How do horses stay in such great shape?

That bird won't stop squawking.

Why do rodents make the best runners?

What time of day was Adam created?

What stone does a skier want in her engagement ring?

What do you say when it's raining chickens and ducks in the spring?

What do you call it when two male cows argue?

What kind of music should you listen to while fishing?

How did groundhogs get their name?

What type of undergarments does a lawyer wear?

What is the worst holiday to watch old westerns on?

What did the light bulb say to the lamp on Valentine's Day?

Why did the train always get heated in an argument?

Why did the mathematician decline a beer at the party?

What do you call a grammar professor who loves Christmas?