What game does a rabbit always win?
Hopscotch.
Why did the whale cross the road?
What dinosaur would win the track gold medal at the Olympics®?
Which animal loves to scare trick-or-treaters?
Why did the little girl plant the Christmas lights?
Why was the bank robbed on St. Patrick's Day?
Where do sailors leave their boats when they aren't at sea?
Why are trees so good at interior design?
Do the mascara and lipstick ever argue?
What is a tree's favorite thing to drink?
What is Homer Simpson's favorite ice cream?
What did the school bully have for lunch?
What did the lawyer name his daughter?
What happened when Aladdin™️ missed his flight?
Why do potted plants shower so much in April?
Where do sheep get their hair cut?
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