Two silkworms got in a fight.

Why did the elephant eat the candle?

What is another name for a cow?

What do cats say when their basketball shot misses the basket?

What's an airplane's favorite TV show?

What do fairies always drink?

Why were dancers in the '70s always sick?

What did the baby chick say when he saw his mother sitting on an orange?

Why was the pirate late for work?

What type of fishing are dogs best at?

What's a UPS® driver's favorite sport?

Why do football players make great fishermen?

What kind of pizza loves to be in photos?

Why are monkeys so bad at playing Simon Says?

What's the loudest sport?